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Soma Chewie:
i want to car skid crash into the brave new world.
Created on 2003-07-10 17:50:17 (#1174270), last updated 2009-07-16
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Basic Info| Name: | chewie monster |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 06-14 |
| Location: | Tennessee, United States |
| Website: | My FurAffinity Art page |
Contact:
chewiemonster@gmail.com Bio
i eat children
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How to be cool like Chewie:
*find yerself a nickname that sounds like it has a cool story behind it. but doesnt.
*occasionally get naked in front of a camera
*occasionally get naked in front of a camera for money
*start a tab at yer local club/bar with said nekkid money. drink. I'll tell you when to stop...
*redye your hair everytime that style becomes popular or you see it on more than one person.
*spend the rest of yer time eating chinese food in yer undies while watching foamy the squirrel webtoons.
What do people think of the mysterious Chew?
well ill friggin tell ya!
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(some editorial liberties may have been taken with cyanidetablets statement.)
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ack, advent children, alt models, anthro, bill the cat, blood play, bunny fish, cheese, chinese food, chocobos, crap im dying, cruxshadows, cyber fashion, death by wontons, drag, eating children, eating your face, ferrets, feta cheese, fetish photography, ff7, ff9, final fantasy, foamy the squirell, fur, fuzzy slippers, goats, goldfish, hinduism, icon of coil, industrial, lint, llamas, manson, micelets, mocking mall goths, modeling, mooses, neon green, nose taps, nuzzling, perpetual death, poking things with sticks, religion, rope, rpgs, sephiroth, shasta cola, sheep, shiny items, silent hill, skiing, snow bunnies, splash pages, squirelly wrath, stalkers, stuff, survival horror, synth, technicalities, the great outdoors, theology, underwear, vanity, video games, weasels, weazels, wine, women, world domination, wumpscut, yaoi, you, your mom
External Services:
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 | onewingedweasel |
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